Yes, I know it’s been a while, and don’t think that I don’t feel horrible about it. Well, actually, do think that I don’t feel horrible about it, because I don’t feel horrible about it.
I’m sorry, but there it is.
I feel, at best, a mild passing regret of the sort I experience when I order the loin of pork instead of the Seabass in a restaurant.
Which is to say a little, but not much.
While, theoretically, I like the idea of ordering the Seabass instead of the pork loin (and regret, to an extent, not doing so), who are we fucking kidding here? I’m ordering the loin of pork.
Yes. I know. I’m a monster.
Anyway, I just came across this random review of the Kings’ Head which I couldn’t resist sharing with you (and which I copy – unedited below):
Only have the ale by a green king which no me like any this one beer
the womans was friendly and we drink lager insted but a music was so loud i no hear speak maybe go back one time or no maybe
Pineapple_The - 18 Oct 2013 13:29
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Me like this review very much much. Me sure me met this reviewer banging head against wall in mans toilets on Friday. Me decide to no speak to strange mans next week.
Me probably will anyway.
