It’s an entirely counter intuitive truism I know, but real drinkers don’t like St Patrick’s Day, because it interferes with their drinking.
Now obviously this doesn’t apply if you are actually Irish, but for everyone else St Patrick’s day is just amateur hour (in much the same way as Christmas and New Year’s Eve). It’s a day when every random once a month drinker goes out at the same time and combine [like drunken mighty morphin power rangers] to just make the pub generally intolerable.
[If you are actually Irish of course go crazy; it’s your day and I salute you]
Now obviously this doesn’t apply if you are actually Irish, but for everyone else St Patrick’s day is just amateur hour (in much the same way as Christmas and New Year’s Eve). It’s a day when every random once a month drinker goes out at the same time and combine [like drunken mighty morphin power rangers] to just make the pub generally intolerable.
[If you are actually Irish of course go crazy; it’s your day and I salute you]
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