Daryl told me about this, so I can’t say I personally witnessed it, though I don’t doubt that it happened exactly as he said. And so I ask: Why would you do that?
Daryl went out for a cigarette on Saturday during the day, leaving his pint (with his pack of fags on the top as he always does) and his paper open on the bar in front of his stool, only to come back to find not that someone had taken his stool away (which would be bad enough), but some bloke sitting on his stool and happily reading Daryl’s paper.
Daryl comes back in and looks at him completely dumbfounded and goes, ‘How’s my paper and pint?’
Only for the guy to put the paper down and get up in a huff and move up the bar.
Just where in the hell are these people coming from?
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