Wednesday, 5 January 2011

The Moon Under Water

This review of the Moon Under Water is hilarious.


I LOVE THE MOON!! its my 2nd home.
i love the staff.... except the fat girl... shes a bit mean and ugly... newer staff are too slow so u gotta go to the older staff who know what their doin!!
the bouncers are not as good or as totty as the admiral byngs.
always good to migle with everyone as its the place to be on a fri/sat night...
or week night.
the old pervy men are lovely and probably make the fat girl feel special.
the IT box is always fun... even though i never win :(
excellent jugs!! good to get nice and drunk!!
its goin a tincy bit downhill due to reeeeally chavvvy kids going there using fake ids or their sisters.... but my mate whos 24 got i.d'd!!! shameful.
where's gandalf the bouncer gone?
the food always looks good and ive been assured by kitchen staff they dont piss in it.
its a great place to chat up come fellas and get a free drink out of it.
the toilets are okie... not gr8 but who cares when you're only going to chunder in them!
its a great place to be to get wasted... but some of the chavs get too rowdy. they need to become lovers not fighters. its uncool!!!
the moon under water has provided many a good weekend, christmas, new year etc.... i love it.... and will see you all down there!!!
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natz - 12 Jun 2009 12:01

My personal highlight is ‘the food is always looks good and ive been assured by kitchen staff they dont piss in it.’

(Because that’s the kind of thing you want to be assured about right).

I want to meet Natz, she seems nice.

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