Doppleganger

Now hang on just one danged second. Who the hell are these people?

Although I must say that they do look as though they have a rather nice pub. Really, take the tour, it certainly seems like a lovely building.

But how odd? I mean, another pub of the same name. It’s like finding out you’ve got a long lost sister. Only it’s a prettier, more successful sister who lives in a 5900 sq ft Park Lane loft apartment and works in the media.

I mean get a load of this:

“Every year, The Taps holds a 30 (or 15) mile bike ride, raising money for Rosemere Cancer Foundation, and other local charities, this year, we raised a huge £8000.”

What have we got? A little red fire engine on the bar?

Or this:

“World Famous Taps Party Nights, are held every bank holiday sunday, the only nights of the year when you'll hear music in The Taps (other than improptu sing-a-longs with Fylde RUFC!) with dancing on the tables a common, and entertaining sight.”

According to Jade we’re not even allowed to wear party hats at Christmas!

Or how about this:

“The Taps is Cask Marque accredited and members of SIBA.
Winners of Blackpool and Fyldes 'Best Bar None' initiative for pubs and most recently, CAMRA Pub Of The Year 2010 for the Blackpool & all of Fylde Coast.”

 

Well, we’re a ‘Safe Pub’ and….well….well, anyway, that’s besides the point.

Do you think we should contact them?

And if we do, what shall we say?