Monday, 4 October 2010

Why Would You Do That? #1

On Friday I was in the toilets and I saw a bloke bring his drink down with him [this happens more often than you would think, and frankly I find it a bit odd (and nasty), but I suppose that if you’re by yourself you might be worried about somebody nicking it or putting something in it I suppose].

Anyway, this guy puts his drink on top of the trough, starts having a piss and then half way through picks up his drink and finishes it.

So far so pretty disgusting, right? I mean just in itself why would you want to do that?

So this guy finishes his drink, puts his empty glass in the urinal, zips himself up, looks at himself in the mirror and walks out.

In. The. Fucking. Urinal.

Where the hell do these people come from. On what plane of existence have they come from where that’s a reasonable thing to do?

And the worst thing was that he had this stupid shit eating grin on his face, as though he was pleased about what he'd done. Fucking pleased. Like he'd done everyone a favour and that was exactly where you're supposed to put it.

Why would you do that?

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