Multi Coloured Hair Man

I promised to post so here goes.......

So......on Sunday evening I was having my usual chilled out shift, all of about 4 customers were in but not really drinking thus I was reading my paper quite happily. Irena then came in so we were there having a chat, as we usually do, when a random guy and his friend came into the pub. My initial impression was that this guy was a generally nice, fun-loving kind of chap (this is mainly because he was very approachable and had multi coloured hair).........oh how wrong I was. By that I don't mean that he was a weirdo as he was fairly normal really, but he was not in a fun-loving mood.

As soon as he came in he targeted me and Irena as we were pretty much the only people in there and joined into our chat, it soon became apparent that he was very opinionated - he stated that if you were to attend a traffic light party in red then you were boring but if you wore green you were a slut, me and Irena thought this was highly amusing. He then spoke to us about his 'bar experience' when he worked at the Alfred Herring in Wood Green. He obviously was not a fan of the regulars there at all and gave a very different perspective to our usual 'regulars' debates. According to 'multi coloured hair man' all regulars were "desperate drunk inbred swines", at which point me and Irena laughed alot but tried to explain that not all regulars were like this, however, he could not see how this could be the case. It was just very amusing that the experience of barstaff in one pub can be oh so very different to that in another pub, even if it is a Wetherspoons in Wood Green.

We proceeded to find out (with a little help from Ryan and Katie who joined the conversation) that he had been dumped by his girlfriend that day which was the reason for his hatred towards women......not entirely sure if that explains the hating of regulars though.

If any regulars feel offended by this, don't worry, he proceeded to tell me that all women were horrible human beings and behind every man was a "slut who ripped his heart out"!

Well, it was one way of brightening up a Sunday evening... and we now have a new way to describe unwanted regulars, "desperate drunk inbred swine"...