However, I think Ray could be the man to do it!
Ray came in on Monday night, which happened to be Valentines Day, for a 'quick pint'. Now this obviously didn't mean he was going to have just one pint, but two, maybe three, would have been the average for someone who was just having a 'quick' drink. Ray managed to leave the pub just 1 hour and 20 minutes after he arrived so that he wasn't late for his romantic Valentines meal with his wife. The astonishing thing is that Ray managed to drink 6 pints of Guinness in this time.
6 PINTS!!!! That averages out at a pint every 13 minutes........that is amazing!
Therefore, I think that Ray could, and should, beat Richards record. Ray doesn't know that he needs to do this yet, but he's fairly new and I don't want him to think we are completely mental........although I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be entirely surprised.....but I will in the near future be encouraging him to attempt to drink just 23 pints in a day.
It should only take him about 5 hours.......
I suspect that encouraging one of your customers to drink 23 pints might well be a contravention of at least half a dozen licensing laws.
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